My Daughter, The Comdedian

My Daughter, The Comdedian

My daughter is hilarious. I know, I know,  it’s nothing earth-shattering or spectacular, but she is, and here’s why:

1. She waits until mommy goes to change her diaper, and then begins to poop. Then, once she’s finished pooping, she swiftly follows it up with a fart. So all the poop that she has just finished excreting from her tiny little body has now become a projectile, and is heading straight for mommy’s face. Daddy, of course, is standing just far enough back that he escapes unscathed. 

2. She falls over, and then accusingly looks across the room at me, as if I telepathically knocked her over.

3. If she falls over and I’m not looking, she pulls herself up and continues doing whatever it was that she was doing before. However, if she falls and knows that I’m looking,  she begins wailing. Such a drama queen. She gets that from her daddy :D

4. Whenever she’s doing something she’s not supposed to be doing (which lets face it, is anytime that she’s awake) she looks over at me, as if to make sure she has my full and undivided attention, smirks, and then proceeds to do whatever it is that I've told her not to do.

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6. When you're making silly faces at her in a lame attempt to cheer her up, she has this unnatural ability to stare at you as if you were the most retarded person on the planet.

I’m sure most babies have done at least one or more of these things at one point or another, but every time she does something from this list, it’s truly and inescapably hilarious.  Except for number 1, that’s just yucky!

So tell me, what is the funniest thing your children have ever done?

     XOXO Reese

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    1. She is the cutest :) Thanks for finding me. I appreciate the blog love :)

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  2. What a doll! Your family is beautiful and I love how positive and upbeat your blog is! I'm a new MBC follower and look forward to your future posts.
    Cheers,
    Tess
    www.inlovebythebeach.blogspot.com

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  3. How adorable! My kids make funny faces too.

    One funny moment happened today...DS2 made #2 and he looked in the potty and said "what a beautiful brown poop!" LOL!

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  4. I know right!! How adorable. I'm amazed at how I could identify with everything you've listed.

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  5. Hey Reese, I'm your new follower from mbc. I don't know if it's a coincidence but I find myself identifying with alot of things you wrote. I like to write, I graduated with a bachelor in mass comm, I love to play piano, I learn salsa and I love to travel as well! Oh and I have a lovely daughter too. My favourite antic of her recently is when we would sing nursery songs together, then she would suddenly look at at me and say "Mummy don't sing, I sing!" and I have to be the quiet audience and give her a loud applause at the end. =) Hope to stay in touch and great to be friends with you!

    Cheers,
    Summer
    You could visit and follow me at http://ahappymum.blogspot.com if you like! See ya!

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  6. SHE IS TOO CUTE!
    My son does #7
    I'm like "comeon kiddo! just give me a smirk!"

    ...nothing!
    Im a new follower from MBC

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