TomKat no more??

TomKat no more??

Now typically I don't follow celebrity news. I'd like to think that there are more important things going on in the world at any given time. Like say for instance, a man eating another man's face off or the upcoming presidential election. However, I do find the topic of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruises split a wee bit interesting. And by wee bit, I mean thoroughly intriguing. This is mostly because I am a big believer in karma.

As much as I sometime like to believe (especially after watching every episode of Dawsons Creek) I don't personally know Katie. She's not on my speed dial, and we don't go get mani's and pedi's together every weekend. But she strikes me as a sweet,  girl-next-door type. Tom Cruise on the other hand, scares the beejesus out of me. Seriously, the guy thinks aliens are coming back for us...enough said. So if I had to take a  guess as to why she decided to divorce Tom, I would say she probably figured out what the rest of us have discovered already. Her husband is a few fries short of a happy meal.



Let's move on to karma. Most of us who were born before the 90's probably remember the dramatic Tom and Nicole Kidman split. According to Nicole, she was completely blindsided by him filing the papers, two months after they renewed their vows...

Now let's digest that for a second. Two months prior to their divorce, Tom stood across from Nicole, holding her hand and staring lovingly into her eyes, while he pledge to love her forevermore...Probably while he was mentally picking which lawyer he was going to use to ensure that she didn't get a dime of his money when he dropped those papers on her. And they say men can't multitask. Seriously, jerk doesn't quite do Tom justice.  Which is why when papers started reporting how "shocked and appalled" he was about the news, all I could do was laugh.  Payback is a mother... and her name is Katie.

I may not know all the elements on the periodic table. I may not know what the how to calculate standard applications of derivatives, but I do know for a fact that somewhere in Australia, Nicole Kidman is laughing her ass off.




8 comments :

  1. So true!! I am not surprised at all by this split. I'm guilty of reading a celeb blog/magazine or two and from my "research" she hasn't looked happy in a long time. So glad she is moving on with her life!!

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  2. This seriously made me laugh out loud! I completely agree with your theory on Tom Cruise. Sweet Katie Holmes from Dawson's Creek can find a much better (and less crazy) man! Thank you for your comment and follow, I am following via GFC!

    Colleen
    Daybydaydarling.blogspot.com

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  3. I completely agree, Tom gives me the creeps! Thanks for following me, I have followed back, enjoy your weekend. oo one more thing, I love your header :) x

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  4. lol God you are funny!I am happy to follow back!thank you!

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  5. A few fries short of a happy meal-- love that!

    Aloha,
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  6. The Tom/Katie thing ALWAYS seemed so weird to me! I think their split was inevitable! Stopping by from the blog hop! I LOVE your "mini nerd" pic! Am now a new follower:) Would love if you could follow me back!
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  7. this was always a weird relationship!

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  8. Funny post :) Thanks for the follow, following you back!

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