Dear Downstairs Neighbors,
I regret to inform you that I recently purchased another Jillian Michaels workout DVD. I know in the past we have not seen eye-to-eye about the sound of me working out, so I can't expect that you will be thrilled with my newest purchase. However, I'm going to need you guys to suck it up and realize that I have no intention of putting on more weight because you find it necessary to bang on the ceiling every time I start working out. I assure you that I'm not doing this just for the sole purpose of annoying you, but instead I'm focused more on my longevity and health.
Your health conscious upstairs neighbor.
I am so happy to call you my home and am so incredibly proud of you. Hosting the DNC was an incredible step forward for you, and I thoroughly enjoyed pitching in. I am looking forward to raising my daughter in a city that prides itself on its diversity and puts an emphasis on education and cultural arts.
Waking you up in the morning is possibly one of the best parts of my day. You always wake up with a smile on your face, ready to conquer the day. Please never lose that. You will need that same outlook on life when you get older. And even though some people will do everything they can to destroy that amazing spark you have, don't let them. But remember, if they're really persistent, you call mommy, and she'll handle that.