Dear People in the Car Next to Me With the Annoyingly Loud Rap Music,
While it's great that you're clearly expanding your vocabulary by listening to lyrics such as " I be pimpin' dem hoe's" and "I make it rain in da club evvvery night," I would prefer that those NOT be the first words out of my daughters mouth. So please, do the rest of us a favor, and turn it down. Thank you.
Also, if you really do "be makin it rain in da club evvvery night" you should considered possibly taking a few nights off so that you can save up some money and fix your car. We're tired of breathing in your disgusting exhaust and listening to your screechy brakes.
Please be good for mommy on this 3 hour road trip. Our last extended car trip didn't end so well for me. Of course this time, I have some tricks up my sleeve....
Dear Inventor(s) Of The Portable Dvd Player,
I think I owe you my first born child...But I'll wait until she gets to be about 16. Starts talking back to me. And has a boyfriend who just got out of Juvvie.
Dear Fellow Bloggers,
Thanks for another awesome week. You guys are so positive and encouraging. I'm truly blessed to have such a great place to unwind after a stressful day.