Strange Guy: Hi miss do you need help carrying that box?
Strange Lady: I'm okay, thank you though.
Strange Guy: You sure? You really shouldn't be carrying something so heavy while you're pregnant
Strange Lady: (With a look of bewilderment on her face) What do you mean? I'm not pregnant...
And end scene.
Yeah, you can imagine how quickly that went downhill. I honestly didn't know it was possible for a person's face to get as red as that poor man's did. It was brutal. But it was a lesson that needed to be learned.
So listen up folks! Unless you are absolutely certain that a woman is pregnant (and by certain, I mean that lady better be discussing the impending birth of her child...while standing in Babies-R-Us...holding a box of newborn diapers... wearing a shirt that says:
Don't ever, ever, ever mention anything about her suspected pregnancy until she confirms it.
So in review, what have we learned??
Here endth the lesson...
Photo cred 1) funnymaternityshirtz.blogspot.com Photo cred 2) funny-answers.feedio.net Photo cred 3) cafepress.com Photo cred 4) iwastesomuchtime.com